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The lawnmower man (no, not that one)<\/a><\/h5>

\u201cPut me in one of your books.\u201d In all fairness, I really should. His story needs to be told. But he doesn’t reeeeeeely fit in my demented fruit-bat world, so I’ll just tell it here. Years ago, I had a gentleman come to the door......<\/p>